Note to readers (my lovely Baggees): For the avoidance of any doubt - every character in this blog is me!!! No Baggy was harmed in its writing.
Baggy's daily state!
Depression (Black = really bad/Grey = not great/Blue = okay/Yellow = sunny day): Pale Blue.
Anxiety (From 1 = barely any to 10 = gibbering wreck standard): 4.
Tears: No.
Pancakes (Yes/No): Not yet!!
Weight in her terrifying naked state (Stones and pounds): Well, the scales told Baggy to get off them, so who knows.
So Calum headed off to work at some unseemly hour this morning after four lovely days off for Easter, which meant that Hormonal Hannah was a bit down this morning. Baggy stuck a smile on her face to make Hannah feel better and took Grotty Groom to the yard to see her Boys as the farrier was due today. Furry Mama did the usual with Pepper Pooch first, so that he'd sleep in the campervan while Grotty groomed another cat out of Wessles.
It was a lovely hour and the pooch slept for most of it. Home again, Creative Clara unloaded yesterday's pebble haul from Billy Bob and Gloria Gardener arranged them on the bank, while Furry Mama threw the ball some more for the pooch. As she was doing it, Clever Bird saw a flash out of the corner of her eye. It was the Hinge cat, formerly known as 'The-low-slung-one'. Since she has become a normal sized cat (she did weigh 11.8kg - she now weighs 4.1kg!!), she has had a total personality transplant and become like an action cat. She had shot straight up the centre of a tall fir tree! She shot down again and shook the dead bits of fir off her fur (don't you just love the English language Baggees?). Gloria carried on with her pebbles.
There was another flash. This time she'd shot up the tree that Furry Mama's feathery pigeons and Derek's (the collared dove she tried to save last year), Mum and Dad live in. Walter and Wilma (the pigeons) have already had a son, Willy, who is just flying. As Furry Mama looked up at the tree Freda Fretter realised that Hinge was sitting in the pigeon's nest! Fortunately, she didn't seem to have company. Clever Bird will be getting creative with the tree trunk to try and cat-proof it. The joys of country life.........
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