Thursday, 27 July 2017

Swinging free.

Note to readers (my lovely Baggees): For the avoidance of any doubt - every character in this blog is me!!! No Baggy was harmed in its writing.

Baggy's daily state!
Depression (Black = really bad/Grey = not great/Blue = okay/Yellow = sunny day): Black.
Anxiety (From 1 = barely any to 10 = gibbering wreck standard): 7.
Tears: No.
Overall day:  👾


Hormonal Hannah has Baggy sleeping until all hours again, then waking up in a really bad place. When she is awake, she has that sick feeling in her stomach - you know the one baggees? That one you get before taking an exam; speaking in public; doing something that terrifies you. Except that Baggy has no reason for it - it's just there, and that in itself is scary! So it's much easier to go back to sleep and forget about it. But much as she'd like to, Baggy cannot let Hannah stay in bed all day. So instead she keeps her busy!

Stage one: wash Baggy's hair. Stage two: get Furry Mama to take Minty Mutt for a walk. Stage three: have The Domestic Goddess do a bit of a tidy up. Stage four: let Gloria Gardener loose on the very weedy patio. Before continuing, Creative Clara would like to refer you back to stage one baggees. All of the above was undertaken with Baggy's now very long hair loose, as it tried to dry. Remember Charlie Dimmock? She of gardening fame with Alan Titchmarsh. Everything swinging free while she gardened: long blonde hair wafting round her face, and other ample assets, wafting round her t-shirt! Well, today Gloria gave that a whirl. Just the hair bit of the scenario of course - well, kind of. You'll see in a minute. But trying to garden while surrounded by a face of long, in Baggy's case, grey hair, is pretty much impossible - you just can't see what you are doing. Not to mention the fact that the weeds were so copious, but little, that Baggy had to bend right down for Gloria to get them, and Baggy's hair is now so long that it was scraping in the mud. Clever Bird made her stop being so ridiculous and tie it back! Who was she trying to impress anyway, hair wafting free? Calum was in his man shed being creative, and Minty wasn't interested. Then she got too hot, so Clever Bird decided that as there was no one to see, she'd take Baggy's shirt off. So Gloria finished her weeding in her baggy dungarees with just her bra underneath - next step a full Charlie Dimmock? Probably not, although the patio is completely private - well as long as nobody turns up at the side-gate unannounced that is!

Then it decided to pour with rain - very suddenly. Baggy got soaked, but at least her top stayed dry! She still didn't have it on. Indoors to put a jumper on as it was cold. Quick rustle up of a chilli con carne for supper by The Goddess. It stopped raining. Furry Mama took number one a cup of tea in his man shed, and set Gloria back to her weeding. The sun came out. The jumper came off. Back to the bra-look. You'll be happy to hear that there are no photos of this for Clara to post!


Supper eaten. Creative Clara started researching more prices of stock for her shop and stall. The phone rang. Would it be possible for some people to stay in the holiday cottage tomorrow? Of course it would. Thank you again universe..............

https://www.holidaycottages.co.uk/.../suffolk/blossom-cottage

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