Hairy Biker Hen is no more!

Note to readers (my lovely Baggees): For the avoidance of any doubt - every character in this blog is me!!! No Baggy was harmed in its writing.

Baggy's daily state!
Depression (Black = really bad/Grey = not great/Blue = okay/Yellow = sunny day): Yellow.
Anxiety (From 1 = barely any to 10 = gibbering wreck standard): 2.
Tears: Nope.
Pancakes (Yes/No): Whatev!
Weight in her terrifying naked state (Stones and pounds): Daren't check.
Overall days: Pleasant.

Some may consider this to be a sad day, but Clever Bird has had to chuck a gang member out! Hairy Biker Hen has left. Not that she's been seen for over two years anyway Baggees. She hasn't been on her Kawasaki since Baggy's Lawrence-the-durmoid-cyst surgery and her cubital tunnel surgery on her right arm. Truthfully, Hairy struggled a bit to ride it after the cubital tunnel surgery on her left arm, a year previously, and she certainly hasn't regained the strength she had in her abs, having had them sliced through! But also, Baggy just never 'got it'. Truthfully, just because one has a full bike licence, does not make one a biker! Sad but true! And Hairy, (despite still sporting a fairly 'good' beard, thanks to Hormonal Hannah), is just not a biker. So the bike has gone off to a local bike shop, to be sold. 

 

When the chap came to view it, they checked the mileage - the bike is over four years old! Calum has ridden it quite a few times. It has less than seven hundred miles on its clock!! The knobbly bits are still on the tyres! It hasn't even had its first service yet!! Now Freda Fretter has been in two minds about selling it, but when she saw the mileage, there was no doubt in Psychic Ploppo's mind that it has to go! The mileage was 666! A sign! Someone is going to get a bargain.

 

 

She tried - she failed. Plus of course, Furry Mama is fairly positive that a certain pooch would not make a great pillion passenger! Which as she can't leave him, is a bit of an issue. Bye-bye Hairy. 

 

Besides, Baggy has her dream mode of transport! And Pepper loves it.

 

 





Baggy gets the buzz from driving Billy Bob Jalopy campervan, that bikers get from riding their bikes. She absolutely loves it - and you can't sleep on a motorbike! 



 

Baggy and the pooch may yet be at a biker rally, pretending to be hairies............