Nothing's moving!

Note to readers (my lovely Baggees): For the avoidance of any doubt - every character in this blog is me!!! No Baggy was harmed in its writing.

Baggy's daily state!
Depression (Black = really bad/Grey = not great/Blue = okay/Yellow = sunny day): Blue.
Anxiety (From 1 = barely any to 10 = gibbering wreck standard): 4.
Tears: No.
Pancakes (Yes/No): Hot Cross Buns for breakfast!
Weight in her terrifying naked state (Stones and pounds): Who cares?
Overall days: Cold.

Now Baggees who do not live in little old England might well wonder what all the fuss is about. A little bit of snow has landed and that's all the English can talk about. The country has virtually come to a standstill and it is seriously cold. 'Whoopy-do,' Clever Bird can hear lots of you Baggees saying. Not surprising as Creative Clara can see that many of you are from the USA, Canada, Russia, Norway, Poland, Peru, Ukraine, Denmark and many other properly snowy places! And Clara says 'England' for a reason, many Brits will also be laughing at the antics of the English. 'You can't call that snow - it's barely a dusting!' And that is perfectly true, at Baggy's house it's currently just over an inch deep, although it is still snowing. But the English are just not used to it - well down South they're not, to be more accurate. Baggy hasn't seen one flake of the stuff for the last two years and earlier this week it could have been spring!

This was cold, but sunny Sunday.

So Baggees, the fuss is that Baggy and the rest of England are all over-excited about their little dusting of snow, that has pretty much brought the country to a standstill! Because they're just not used to it, and even though they knew it was coming a week ago - they are also totally unprepared for it.

For example, Billy Bob Jalopy is going nowhere because the lane by Baggy's house is compacted powder snow! So here is today's plan Baggees...........