Friday, 7 April 2017

So much to do.


Note to readers (my lovely Baggees): For the avoidance of any doubt - every character in this blog is me!!! No Baggy was harmed in its writing.

Baggy's daily state!
Depression (Black = really bad/Grey = not great/Blue = okay/Yellow = sunny day): Blue.
Anxiety (From 1 = barely any to 10 = gibbering wreck standard): 8.
Tears: No.
Pancakes (Yes/No): Resisting.
Syns (Baggy is allowed 8-15): Ah well.
Weight in her terrifying naked state (Stones and pounds): 12st 9lbs!
Overall day:  🙀


This will be brief Baggees, as Baggy is rather busy and running out of day! She's spent most of it chivvying The Domestic Goddess along as four of Baggy's school friends will be staying here tomorrow night. Considering how hard she worked to get it clean for Baggy's sister last weekend, it's already a dusty mess again! That's furries for you. Well, it'll just have to do, because Baggy has had enough. The Goddess has done her best. Clever Bird is sure that her friends won't mind a bit of dust.

Furry Mama had her hands full too. Poor Hinge cat, a.k.a. the low slung one, hasn't quite recovered from her cousin Pickle dog staying. She got constipated again. This time before it got to the, requiring hospitalisation stage, Furry Mama stuck laxative on Hinge's mouth and teeth, so she had to lick it off. It took a couple of days, but it did the job. But the poor little cat had great big dingly-bits hanging from her bottom and she's so fat that she can't bend over to clean herself. So, Furry Mama to the rescue with a hot, soapy flannel. Once she'd chased Hinge round most of the house, (as she panicked at what Furry Mama was going to do with her), Baggy grabbed her and applied the flannel. Hinge, as only Hinge can, immediately threw herself on her back, legs akimbo, and purred her little head off while Furry Mama washed her. The poor little sausage has fur missing all round her tail and bottom. No wonder she keeps wiping it on the floor. It looks as though bottom-washing might become a daily routine. The things Furry Mamas have to do!


Meanwhile, Creative Clara needs to get on with working out her stall for her first vintage fair on May 6th in Halesworth. She has rather a lot to do. Not least of which, deciding what she's going to sell and making sure that everything is clearly priced. It sounds ages off, but bearing in mind that Baggy will be split, as The Goddess needs to sort out the soon-to-be-a-holiday cottage, Clara needs to get on with it.........

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