Note to readers (my lovely Baggees): For the avoidance of any doubt - every character in this blog is me!!! No Baggy was harmed in its writing.
Baggy's daily state! Depression (Black = really bad/Grey = not great/Blue = okay/Yellow = sunny day):
Blue. Anxiety (From 1 = barely any to 10 = gibbering wreck standard):
7. Tears:
No. Pancakes (Yes/No):
Trying to resist. Syns (Baggy is allowed 8-15):
Hot Cross Buns! Weight in her terrifying naked state (Stones and pounds):
Ah well. Overall day: 👾
And what has Baggy been up to today?
Getting The Domestic Goddess to clean, or go over to the holiday cottage?
Taking Grotty Groom to see her horses?
Letting Gloria Gardener attack her gardens?
Sending Hairy Biker Hen out for a pootle on her bike?
Making Clever Bird sort out all the paperwork she has to deal with?
Helping Creative Clara to write a bit of her novel?
Spending time with Furry Mama walking Minty Mutt?
Field-walking with Archaeologist Annie?
All of the above?
No, no and thrice no.
Today Baggy has given full rein to Hormonal Hannah, Freda Fretter and Bit-at-a-time Betty's needs. And they do have genuine needs baggees, even though they're not the most popular members of the gang.
So what has Baggy been up to today?
Absolutely nothing; nada, zilch, nowt - NONE OF THE ABOVE.
She had to get up early as the gas man was coming again to fix the hot water, "anytime between 8.00am and 1.00pm". So she dragged herself out of bed at 7.00am with the intention of getting Furry Mama to take Mint for a walk. Quick shower, then she got dressed. And felt so tired and ill she went back to bed - fully clothed, trusting that Minty Mutt would do a full-on guard bark and wake her when the chap arrived. He did. But Clever Bird couldn't see anyone. "There's no one there Mint".
"There is Mum".
"No, there isn't".
Baggy checked the drive - no gas van. Then she double-checked the front door. Opening it she said, "See, you daft mutt, I told you.......Oh! Sorry, have you been there long?"
"Well I did ring the bell three times".
Water fixed in ten minutes, Baggy checked Facebook, only to see photos of number one furry's HGV covered in dents with a car facing the wrong way next to it! Freda panicked and called Calum. "Are you okay?"
"Yes fine".
"But you've had a crash?"
"Yes, but it's all fine".
Baggy's head started to ache to go with her cough and sore throat. Hannah's anxiety levels shot up. Calum explained what had happened. Freda tried not to worry even more.
Baggy felt a little better after the ubiquitous cup of tea. Furry Mama saw the Hinge cat lying upside down on the bed and decided to lie down with her for a moment. Two-and-a-half hours later Baggy was woken by Hinge massaging (aka sticking her claws into Baggy's hair and skin on her) head. She'd missed two calls from Calum checking that she was okay. By now it was 2.30pm. Baggy checked the fridge. The wonderfully useless Domestic Goddess had bought no food. Hannah spotted hot cross buns. These were devoured with lashings of butter and more tea.
Baggy called Calum back and started a coughing fit. She retired to the sofa surrounded by the cats and mutt. She tried to watch telly, but her head ached so much she couldn't. Actually that's not accurate, it was more of an eyeball ache. Clever Bird realised that it's probably Baggy's cataract that isn't coping with all the bright sunshine. Freda Fretter reminded her that one of the pieces of paperwork that she's supposed to be sorting out, is an eye test for Baggy. Her last one was a year ago, and she needed the operation then. Freda and Hannah persuaded Clever Bird to put off the appointment for as long as possible. Baggy does not want another operation! Yes baggees, Clever Bird is being stupid.
So the day's gone and Baggy has achieved precisely zip. Does she feel bad about this? Yes of course she does, but she has to admit that her body is screaming at her to slow down a bit. She will after all be fifty-eight this year. Yes, still young compared to many, but ancient compared to even more. But she'd kind of like to get lots older, so doing nothing for a day is probably wise.............